Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Is it rude to go nude?

I have always been fascinated that some people like to disrobe when they have had become very drunk. I end up doing the usual: being overly friendly, making plans I won't follow through with and thinking I am the most HI-larious person ever. I guess I'm thankful for my shame. Maybe after I tone up some more I will change my drinking habits to incorporate some nudity.
In addition to being naked, he had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders, according to an interview with Spicer last year. He also had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent, the officer said.

But let's give these people a chance. Maybe if this poor guy was allowed to feel liberated without needing the excuse of drunkeness, he wouldnt have to steal late-night snacks like a common, naked criminal.
Violent Nudists! says:
In America, we can purchase a gun, walk outside with it, put it in a car, and drive to a firing range. In 1999, there were 1,609 gun-related deaths among 18- to 19-year-olds. Last time I checked, the number of people killed by looking at a nudist was somewhere between -- 1 and 0.
Being naked is funny to me- not especially sexy. If I see a naked (hot) woman it's usually beacause I'm looking at pornography and she is trying to look sexy (although I think this rarely works). It's much sexier when a woman does a little peek-a-boo a la Gypsy Rose Lee. And for men it's a whole different story...but I digress.

At the risk of being prosecuted for indecent exposure, people like to excercise naked, karaoke naked, and make snappy web sites about being naked. There is a great page of naked protesters and to my surprise, they are not all ugly, dirty hippies.
I guess I'm envious of these people's independant spirit. My family used to be pretty free-spirited when I was younger and we would walk around naked, but I do get creeped out by the community of family nudity. I mean, going to another families house for dinner and EVERYONE is naked? seeing your own dad without clothes is bad enough, but someone elses dad? gross.
Also I keep thinking about that Seinfeld episode- there is 'good' and 'bad' naked, for sure. And as far as I know from David Sedaris' account in his essay Naked, most nudists activities would fall in the category of 'bad' naked.

If you have any questions, refer to this insiprational page that uges you to "Reject the shame forced on you by the perverted minds of others"

OK. Now I've had more than enough naked for a while. I feel disgusting. I'm sorry. ugh.


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